If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
I’m looking at you, person that uses them while texting -_-
Uncut version is on my deviantArt here:http://fav.me/d787c83
I would’ve done the entire story.But holy shama llama dingdong. Excuse me while I die.
They were speaking
a mile a minute60 mph.